Afraid of using technical terms to describe your lady parts? Try these fresh, mountain scented natural metaphors.

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25 Responses to “Your Garden: Target Women”
  1. imhungryandtired says:

    BOTH!

  2. Syntox says:

    Gentle Alpaca…HOT new indie band name or new euphemism for poontang?

  3. doom0metal0madness says:

    you women don’t respect yourself how do you expect others to respect you. everything in this world is for a purpose and the purpose of women is … you know better. by the way everything is made for men by men if you say no i can prove it to you so to make it attractive they have to point to a man weak point which is sex. we men turn the wheel of life and well we need someone to nurse us and do our chores which we don’t get time to do. this is how it works.

  4. VirusWii says:

    I think that meant fire crotch

  5. zenchemist says:

    MOSES!!

  6. thenightspeaks says:

    you’d also never ever see a tv commercial selling men a razor to trim their pubes. that’s what pisses me off about this ad, personally. women have pubes. some ladies want to trim, some couldn’t care less. both viewpoints are ok. lets get over it and move on. what i object to is ads shaming women into making their private parts to look like those of a 9 year old.

  7. killingmunch says:

    fail

  8. ancientegyptiansmile says:

    my gentle alpaca. CLASSIC!

  9. PoseidonXIII says:

    LOL! I loved the part when you turned the bush into the buring bush! XD

  10. hubertcubeart says:

    this is really good

  11. thereveille says:

    Sarah Haskins is the bombbb.

  12. heartxofxice01 says:

    VAGINA
    deal.

  13. eridanus22 says:

    I really don’t know what she’s complaining about in this video. People aren’t gonna say “penis” in commercials either, you don’t see anyone complaining about that…

    I the British version of that gardening commercial was lame. But the American version was really cool. Really stylish.

  14. CommentorX says:

    1:31 You might want to see a doctor about that. Like ASAP. I think you gave the houseplant herpes.

  15. reignofhope says:

    STFU CUMDUMPSTER!!!!

  16. amarijayamari says:

    Great piece (oops) – “semiotics” – did anybody get this little throwaway line?

  17. aglobackwards says:

    MOSES ! :D

  18. MovieBoxStudio says:

    LOL!!! for somethings

    I saw the vigina monalog my sister was in it

    She had a very funnt when she came in

  19. Dreki8 says:

    Ah Sarlack the sand pit…

  20. ErichoTTA says:

    It does kind of look like a vagina.

  21. batboydiesfirst says:

    Lolz. I completely think we should be fine with saying VAGINA etc. It’s disrespectful to OURSELVES to try and sidestep it.

    Haha, unless it’s for kicks. :P
    Bush.

  22. jdawgsworld says:

    lol

  23. segedinacm says:

    love it :D

  24. EducatedSlang says:

    lol,hilarious

  25. loyalty213 says:

    I hope her bush isn’t really burning..

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