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Jun 25 2010

?How long before a garden gnome stumbles onto this question?

Posted by greenthumb in Gardening Questions

?I’ve booby-trapped it with a pine-scented gnome lure and an explosive charge.

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8 Responses to “?How long before a garden gnome stumbles onto this question?”
  1. angels danced here says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    I don’t know I don’t let garden gnomes in my garden they scare the plants to death

  2. Y ME says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING TO MANY TRAVELOCITY COMMERCIALS

  3. kerfos1 says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Unlikely, very few use the computer (no opposable thumbs).
    P.S. I’ve found that Garden Gnomes don’t like pine, try gardenia.

  4. myteemo says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    I’m glad to see that those menacing gnomes didn’t kidnap you…I was beginning to worry. Toss them some poisoned pine-scented mushrooms. You know gnomes…they will never turn down a mushroom.

  5. Sassy says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Is that why a gnome justed hopped past me clutching his toes? You know, he did have a strange woodsy smell…sorry, I guess he got away before the blast hit him.

  6. megalomaniac says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Its gnomishtery.

  7. Freyja says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    I do believe they are on to you. You are becoming one of them without even realizing it. Look at all the mutli-colours you display…..just like a gnome…..lol

    Pretty soon you will be standing in the garden between the plants, with that silly grin, and they will be on the computer.
    That is one scary thought!

  8. Einstein says:
    June 25, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Garden Gnomes scare me.

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